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korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

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freexcitizen:

whowinsdares:

freexcitizen:

Damn Aussies

Stupid American.

"Maccas this, Trackies that" SPEAK REAL ENGLISH

freexcitizen:

whowinsdares:

freexcitizen:

Damn Aussies

Stupid American.

"Maccas this, Trackies that" SPEAK REAL ENGLISH

(via sportdad420)

Source: freexcitizen

unamusedsloth:

Even on an escalator. [Video]

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narcissamalfoys:

i think rupert grint is the only one who truly understand the meaning of being a celebrity

  • he bought an ice cream truck
  • he has two donkeys named shakespeare and pandora (and minature pigs!)
  • he built a mini ice-rink
  • a Mini fitted with special Lamborghini doors
  • a hovercraft
  • he’s got unicycles and banjos
  • and he bought a coin-operated fairground fortune-telling machine

tell me he isn’t living the life

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Source: narcissamalfoys

illustratedkate:

Continuation of my Parks and Recreation AU (3 of 3- credit to my twitter pals who gave me some of the cutest ideas!

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disasterhasstruck:

horsefetish:

i dont like getting yelled at i literally stand there and burst into tears

and they’re like WHY ARE YOU CRYING?!!?! It’s because you’re fucking yelling at me you shithead

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Source: 10000bc

awwww-cute:

My older cat got sick of my kitten trying to play with him so he pinned him down and licked him until he fell asleep

awwww-cute:

My older cat got sick of my kitten trying to play with him so he pinned him down and licked him until he fell asleep

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straightedgemama:

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

This is like really sound advice though

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cutevictim:

literally though

cutevictim:

literally though

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xtelepathx-cerebro:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

not to mention drinking hot drinks. steamy glasses will be the death of me

Emptying a steamy dishwasher. Pouring out a hot pan of water. Rain. Sand. Random scratches that just appear in your vision.

xtelepathx-cerebro:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

not to mention drinking hot drinks. steamy glasses will be the death of me

Emptying a steamy dishwasher. Pouring out a hot pan of water. Rain. Sand. Random scratches that just appear in your vision.

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hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

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Source: sextronautt

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bereweillschmidt:

lavender-ice:

what is this. magical bird.

Quetzal. That bird is a Quetzal and it can be found on Western Mexico.  It’s on a near threatened status.

bereweillschmidt:

lavender-ice:

what is this. magical bird.

Quetzal. That bird is a Quetzal and it can be found on Western Mexico.  It’s on a near threatened status.

(via thecryptocreep)

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