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Source: ssevendevils

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ladynecro:

my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘as different as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable

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Source: ladynecro

dirtyavengerssecrets:

SUBMISSION
“I like to imagine that Clint occasionally steals a pair of Natasha’s panties and jacks off into them. Natasha knows all about it, but instead of getting angry, she’s secretly aroused. At night she lies in bed and pleasures herself while imagining what Clint is doing with her panties. Meanwhile Clint is jacking off and thinking about her. They always climax at the same time, even though they may be hundreds of miles apart.”

dirtyavengerssecrets:

SUBMISSION

I like to imagine that Clint occasionally steals a pair of Natasha’s panties and jacks off into them. Natasha knows all about it, but instead of getting angry, she’s secretly aroused. At night she lies in bed and pleasures herself while imagining what Clint is doing with her panties. Meanwhile Clint is jacking off and thinking about her. They always climax at the same time, even though they may be hundreds of miles apart.”

Source: dirtyavengerssecrets

the-troyler-phan:

stability:

This sums up all my friendships with anyone ever

Idk which face is the most accurate

the-troyler-phan:

stability:

This sums up all my friendships with anyone ever

Idk which face is the most accurate

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Source: stability

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bertholdtbraun:

bertholdtbraun:

There are these little tiny fuzzy bugs that are flying around my pear tree and I kind of want to call them cute but I feel like the second I do someone’s gonna tell me they’re like the spawns of satan and they sting people and kill my trees

Nevermind they’re called “Woolly Aphids” and they’re literal fairies

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I feel bad for calling them evil now they’re so frickin cute

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Source: bertholdtbraun

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

(via survivaliswhatmakesus)

Source: australian-government

schoolgirlskank:

anorsexic:

Julia Butterfly Hill lived in a 180 ft tall, roughly 1500 year old California Redwood tree for 738 days between December 10, 1997 and December 18, 1999. Hill lived in the tree, affectionately known as “Luna,” to prevent Pacific Lumber Company loggers from cutting it down.

she wrote a book about her time in the tree its really crazy at one point shes sobbing and she hugs the tree and the tree starts like pouring sap!! and it wasnt the time of year it would do that or anything

schoolgirlskank:

anorsexic:

Julia Butterfly Hill lived in a 180 ft tall, roughly 1500 year old California Redwood tree for 738 days between December 10, 1997 and December 18, 1999. Hill lived in the tree, affectionately known as “Luna,” to prevent Pacific Lumber Company loggers from cutting it down.

she wrote a book about her time in the tree its really crazy at one point shes sobbing and she hugs the tree and the tree starts like pouring sap!! and it wasnt the time of year it would do that or anything

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Source: anorsexic

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sektumsempra:

musicalofethics:

me dad’s a muggle

                                                                 mam’s a witch

bitofanastyshockforhimwhenhefoundout

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Source: musical-ofethics

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Source: scarerants

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lavandulum:

i’ve stopped trash talking comic sans after learning the font is actually one of the only dyslexia-friendly fonts that come standard with most computers and i advocate for others doing the same

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Source: lavandulum

kateordie:

At least something good happened in this godforsaken episode

Source: cyberqueer

sliperior:

donnysoldier:

andangelstofly:

oomshi:

(x)

But the titanic sank?



if only the titanic did that

sliperior:

donnysoldier:

andangelstofly:

oomshi:

(x)

But the titanic sank?

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if only the titanic did that

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Source: oomshi

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Source: pocula

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cinaed:

omnbvc:

i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a deity. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus

(via finnickfoxes)

Source: omnbvc

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legfruit:

there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america

(via finnickfoxes)

Source: legfruit