tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either
scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
the idea to put ants on stilts
there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
confused ants

tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either

  • scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
  • the idea to put ants on stilts
  • there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
  • confused ants

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cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

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glitterdustcyclops:

no but people who don’t like pacific rim because it wasn’t logical or scientifically accurate like

yes

we know

we don’t care

it is an homage to that genre. the original godzilla was a dude clearly in a rubber suit stomping cardboard tokyo and we were supposed to just…

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mentalalchemy:

senpaimami:

lordkza:

senpaimami:

SOOOOO. I just called the Ferguson Police Department.

Before I could say ONE word, this lady says “You wannabe revolutionaries are wasting your fucking time”.

whats the number

314-522-3100

Boost it. This won’t go away.

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monicalewinsky1996:

unstoeuf:

monicalewinsky1996:

Trigger warning: Breakfast

who is the artist? i would like to thank them for creating the most relatable thing i have ever read in my life 

I’m getting a lot of questions about this… it was posted anonymously originally on here
https://medium.com/the-nib/trigger-warning-breakfast-c6cdeec070e6

I needed this on a level even I didn’t know…. 

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Source: monicalewinsky1996

psychoticrambling:

Land of those who fight to be free
and the home of the brave

psychoticrambling:

Land of those who fight to be free

and the home of the brave

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always-kira-lee:

Who knew

always-kira-lee:

Who knew

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standardgaydad:

u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside

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bellamyyoung:

meanwhile i’m asking the real fuckin questions

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edwardspoonhands:

berenzero:

And people wonder why I love Wonder Woman so much.

Yeah, I can see why they wouldn’t just MAKE THIS MOVIE RIGHT DAMN NOW

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makingyoufeelawkwardsince1985:

nudityandnerdery:

pervocracy:

cleolinda:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

I’m in on this feud and I have chosen my side.

MARA WILSON, YOU HAVE MY SWORD.

And my bow.

And my axe.

(via moustachemanaged)

Source: cinematicnomad

darkflame173:

cloacacarnage:

Drax the Destroyer and Rocket Raccoon

*extreme high pitched noise*

darkflame173:

cloacacarnage:

Drax the Destroyer and Rocket Raccoon

*extreme high pitched noise*

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dangerhamster:

safety-officer-barto:

marimoid:

omfg straight boys complaining about high waisted shorts and crop tops… have you SEEN a girl in high waisted shorts and crop tops?????? have u seen girls’ LEGS in high waisted shorts!???? have u seen a little peek of tummy in a crop top???????? what is WRONG WITH YOU

i think straight boys might be gay

of course they are, stick a drywipe marker pen within 5 yards of them see how long it takes them to draw a dick on something

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