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erraticartist:

cupsnake:

You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

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but then suddenly ZOOP

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fucking green herrons

What the fuck

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teatimeatwinterpalace:

Empress Elisabeth of Austria and her family Spam [22/50]

Very few dresses of Elizabeth has been preserved.  This dress isn’t shown to the public for reasons of conservation, however a copy was made ​​for the Sisi Museum of Vienna. She wore this gown at her farewell to Bavaria, April 20, 1854. Dress and shawl were entrusted to the Institute of Arabic Language at the University of Vienna. It is in fact a « Tugra » an ancient seal of Sultan which translates: « Oh Lord, what a beautiful dream ». Surely it was bring back from one of the numerous journeys of Duke Max, Elisabeth’s father.

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Source: elisabethdautriche.fr

togayegi:

jaclcfrost:

this is it
this is what true temptation looks like

walmart’s new marketing technique: an extra hour in the ballpit

togayegi:

jaclcfrost:

this is it

this is what true temptation looks like

walmart’s new marketing technique: an extra hour in the ballpit

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Source: jaclcfrost

ashashi-corner:

HE DID NOT GET ROB PAULSEN TO DO THIS

HE DID NOT

NOSTALGIA CRITIC HOW—!!!

YES

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Source: saraarp

peterick:

fobomatic:

From a 2006 interview with Pete in Amp magazine:
Are there any songs on the record that mean something special to you? 'I've Got A Dark Alley And A Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth' is a song that is just extremely personal to me.  I don't know why but I get chills when I think about that song.  It just means more to me than any other song on the record—I think it's a little too personal.  I don't think we'll play it live, ever.
Never? No, We never played it live, I don’t know when we will. It’s ended up being a lot more personal than it really should.

"Joke me something awful just like kisses on the necks of best friends"

peterick:

fobomatic:

From a 2006 interview with Pete in Amp magazine:

Are there any songs on the record that mean something special to you? 'I've Got A Dark Alley And A Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth' is a song that is just extremely personal to me.  I don't know why but I get chills when I think about that song.  It just means more to me than any other song on the record—I think it's a little too personal.  I don't think we'll play it live, ever.

Never? No, We never played it live, I don’t know when we will. It’s ended up being a lot more personal than it really should.

"Joke me something awful just like kisses on the necks of best friends"

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Source: fobomatic

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literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

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Source: itssexualhour

my-name-is-long:

spatialsphere:

I fail to see the downside here

The supposed catch just makes it even better

my-name-is-long:

spatialsphere:

I fail to see the downside here

The supposed catch just makes it even better

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baruchsbalthamos:

abrainwashed-society:

baruchsbalthamos:

fat people are hot pass it on

Thin people are also hot pass it on

Thin people get that validation literally everywhere else so maybe you could let chubby people have this one thing hahaha.

Everyone is hot and no one should say otherwise <3 

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mooncleric:

milesmorale:

Infamous 3rd year “My father will hear about this” Draco refusing to participate in Lupin’s class on boggarts because the whole thing is ridiculous but when it’s his turn he walks up to the wardrobe and Lucius Malfoy steps out

THIS UPSETS ME

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Source: milesmorale

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promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

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iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation

Puppy don’t care

Puppy’s got stuff to do

Puppy’s got places to be

Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

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Source: iraffiruse

ifimeanalottoyou:

Drugs Under The Microscope

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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Source: narwhal-noir

corradocoia:

 

And that’s how you cut to a wide shot.

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Source: space-bees