You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs
but then suddenly ZOOP
fucking green herrons
What the fuck
✧ Empress Elisabeth of Austria and her family Spam [22/50] ✧
Very few dresses of Elizabeth has been preserved. This dress isn’t shown to the public for reasons of conservation, however a copy was made for the Sisi Museum of Vienna. She wore this gown at her farewell to Bavaria, April 20, 1854. Dress and shawl were entrusted to the Institute of Arabic Language at the University of Vienna. It is in fact a « Tugra » an ancient seal of Sultan which translates: « Oh Lord, what a beautiful dream ». Surely it was bring back from one of the numerous journeys of Duke Max, Elisabeth’s father.
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From a 2006 interview with Pete in Amp magazine:
Are there any songs on the record that mean something special to you? 'I've Got A Dark Alley And A Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth' is a song that is just extremely personal to me. I don't know why but I get chills when I think about that song. It just means more to me than any other song on the record—I think it's a little too personal. I don't think we'll play it live, ever.
Never? No, We never played it live, I don’t know when we will. It’s ended up being a lot more personal than it really should.
"Joke me something awful just like kisses on the necks of best friends"
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My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
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fat people are hot pass it on
Thin people are also hot pass it on
Thin people get that validation literally everywhere else so maybe you could let chubby people have this one thing hahaha.
Everyone is hot and no one should say otherwise <3
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Infamous 3rd year “My father will hear about this” Draco refusing to participate in Lupin’s class on boggarts because the whole thing is ridiculous but when it’s his turn he walks up to the wardrobe and Lucius Malfoy steps out
THIS UPSETS ME
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I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
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